Yo-Ho

He put his hand upon my toe, yo-ho (yo-ho).
He put his hand upon my toe, yo-ho (yo-ho).
He put his hand upon my toe, I said hey rugger, you're way too low!
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho.

More Verses:
Calf. . .you're making me laugh.
Knee. . .you're kidding me.
Thigh. . .you're way too shy.
Tit. . .you're getting it.
Breast. . .you've missed the best.
Dick into my Ear. . .you're nowhere near.
Dick into my Eye. . .you're making me cry.
Dick into my Nose. . .that's not where it goes.
Dick into my mouth. . . (mumbling noises).
Came into my mouth. . .(spit out your beer).
Clit. . .that's almost it.
Twat. . .you hit the spot.
Get in, get out, get in, get out, get in, get out, yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho.

And now he lies in a big black box, yo-ho (yo-ho).
And now he lies in a big black box, yo-ho (yo-ho).
And now he lies in a big black box, he died from fucking to many ruggers with his cock.
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho.

And then he died and went to hell, yo-ho (yo-ho).
And then he died and went to hell, yo-ho (yo-ho)
And then he died and went to hell, he fucks the devil and his wife as well.
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho.

I dig him up every now and then, yo-ho (yo-ho).
I dig him up every now and then, yo-ho (yo-ho).
I dig him up every now and then, he was hard once he'll be hard again.
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho.