Songs:Follow the Band

Follow the Band (aka: Me Lover)

Leader:
Oh, My Lover's a mason, a mason, a mason, a very fine mason is (s)he.
All day (s)he lays bricks, (s)he lays bricks, (s)he lays bricks,
and when (s)he comes home (s)he lays me.
Everyone:Oh, you've got to drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band. (TOOT TOOT)
Follow the band with your tits in your hands.
Drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band.
Follow the band all the way.

More Verses:
Carpenter. Bangs nails. Bangs me.
Lumberjack. Splits logs. Splits me.
Lawyer. Fucks clients. Fucks me.
Frat boy. Does nothing. Does nothing!
UofC student. Just studies. Just Studies!
Physicist. Splits atoms. Splits me.
Jockey. Rides horses. Rides me.
Diver. Goes down. Goes down on me.
Mountie. Rides horses. Rides me.
Pastry Chef. Fills tarts. Fills me.
Baker. Kneads dough. Kneads me.
Taxidermist. Stuffs animals. Stuffs me.
Skier. Jumps snow piles. Jumps me
Swimmer. Swims laps. Laps me.
Pianist. Fingers keys. Fingers me.
Joiner. Screws wood. Screws me.
Postman. Licks stamps. Licks me.
Farmer. Forks straw. Forks me.
Iron worker. Pokes fires. Pokes me.
Butcher. Porks sausages. Porks me.
Secretary. Sends faxes. Fax me.
Dentist. Fills teeth. Fills me.
Astronaut . Probes space. Probes me.
Electrician. Shocks wires. Shocks me.
Teacher. Teaches lessons. I teach him!
Porn Star. Has sex. We hold hands. (courtesy of Ms. Essie Marsinkovsky)