Everyone:
If I were the marrying kind, and I thank the lord I’m not sir.
The kind of rugger I would be would be a rugby—
Leader:
Prop, sir.
Everyone:
Prop, sir. Why’s that, sir?
Leader:
‘Cause I’d support a hooker, and you’d support a hooker. We’d all support a hooker together.
We’d be alright, in the middle of the night, supporting hookers together.
More Verses:
Scrum Half. ‘Cause I’d put it in.
Lock. ‘Cause I’d grab crotch.
Center. I’d find holes.
Full back. I’d insert.
Full back #2. I’d get fucked.
Flanker. I’d get off quick.
Sir (Ref). I’d be obeyed.
Rule Book. I’d be violated.
Boot. I’d come in a box.
Boot #2: I’d be tied up.
Ball. I’d be bound in leather.
Whistle. I’d get blown.
Ball #2. I’d get touched.
Upright. I’d get split.
Upright #2. I’d stand erect.
Fly half. I’d call the shots.
Shorts. I’d go up your butt.
Spectator. I’d get to watch.
Scrum Half #2: I’d grab balls.
Ball #3. I’d get stripped
Hooker. I’d swipe balls.
Lock. I’d grab crotch
Lock #2. I’d sniff butt.
Wing. I’d never get it.
Wing #2. I’d come faster.
Wing #3. I’d spread it wide.
Mouth guard. I’d come in your mouth.
Grounds Keeper. I’d trim bush.
Spectator in the rain. I’d come in rubbers.
Spectator on a sunny day. I’d come again.
Grounds Keeper. I’d trim bush.
Team from far away. I’d come for hours.