Songs: Jesus Can't Play Rugby

Jesus Can't Play Rugby

Leader (1x):
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad would rig the game.
Everyone (2x):
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad would rig the game.
Everyone (1x):
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus say-ay-aves.
Everyone (3x):
Free beer for all the ruggers.
Everyone (1x):
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus say-ay-aves.

More Verses:
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal headgear.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got holes in his hands.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's stuck in the hooker position.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 friends.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's bleeding on the field.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause the goal posts give him flashbacks.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got an illegal toe spike.
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause the Jew won't pay his dues.
Mary can't play rugby 'cause she’s never touched a ball.
Judas can't play rugby 'cause he'd cheat for the other side.
John the Baptist can't play rugby 'cause he's got no fucking head.
Jonah can't play rugby 'cause he's stuck inside a whale.
Mary Magdalene can't play rugby 'cause she's always on her back.
Moses can't play rugby 'cause he's only got ten rules.
And in the end:
Jesus we're only kidding (3x). Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus say-ay-aves.