Songs:Days of the Week

Days of the Week

Leader:
Today is Monday!
Everyone:
Today is Monday!
Leader:
Monday is a whacking day!
Everyone:
Monday is a whacking day!
Leader:
How's your mother?!
Everyone:
Alright!
Leader:
How's your sister?!
Everyone:
Too tight!
Leader:
When's the last time?!
Everyone:
Last night!
Leader:
When's the next time?!
Everyone:
Tonight!
Leader:
ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY?!
Everyone:
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE HAPPY!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

Tuesday is a fingering day.
Wednesday is an uuungh *explicit V gesture* day.
Thursday is a drinking day.
Friday is a fucking day.
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY.**
Sunday is a day of rest.

**note: After the leader reaches 'Saturday’s a rugby day', whenever she tells you what kind of day it is, respond with 'SATURDAY’S A RUGBY DAY'. For Sunday, repeat after her that 'Sunday is a day of rest', then as she counts down again, continue to respond with 'SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY'.