Songs: Chicago
Chicago
Everyone:
I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there anymore.
Leader:
A man came into the store one day, looking for a ruler.
Everyone:
A ruler? From the store?
Leader:
A ruler he wanted, twelve inches I got. . .
Everyone:
. . .and I don't work there anymore
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