On the first day of rugby my true love gave to me
One hand-job that wasn’t worth a fuck
(WHAT THE FUCK! IT SUCKED!)
On the second day of rugby my true love gave to me
Two herpes sores,
And one hand job that wasn’t worth a fuck
More Verses:
Third day of rugby. . .Three shit house doors.
Fourth day of rugby. . .Four flying fucks
Fifth day of rugby. . .FIVE ROUND THE WORLDS (BOOM BOOM BOOM *spin in circle*)
Sixth day of rugby. . .Six 69ers
(69 I feel fine, I'll suck yours if you suck mine, it's the only way to dine, coming at the same time)
Seventh day of rugby. . .Seven slutty sisters
Eighth day of rugby. . .Eight aching assholes
Ninth day of rugby. . .Nine knobby nipples
Tenth day of rugby. . .TEN TONS OF TITTY!
(WHAT?!)
TEN TONS OF TITTY!
(WHAT?!)
TEN TONS OF TITTY!
(WHAT?!)
Bite that nipple, suck that tit! (x4)
Eleventh day of rugby. . .Eleven licking lesbos
Twelfth day of rugby. . .Twelve twitching twats